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| 077 |
[December 16] |
Teeeeen lords a leapin'!
( Warded to Friends: Marietta Edgecombe, Cho Chang, Maisie Cattermole, Nate Cadwallader, Suzanne Capper, Braeden Stebbins, Penelope Clearwater, Roger Davies, Bryce Dunstan, Lisa Finnigan, Seamus Finnigan, Wayne Hopkins, Angelina Johnson, Lee Jordan, George & Fred Weasley, Adrian Pucey, Rolf Scammander, Liz Spinks, Cameron Summerby, Oliver Wood )
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| 076 |
[December 09] |
Holy SHITE. Five days until my BIRTHDAY. That's right, I'm giving you an ENTIRE work week to get my birthday presents gathered up and sent to me. Or you know, some of you will get an invitation to a small gathering we're having at the flat.
(For the record, gifts are not required.)
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| 073 |
[November 09] |
In honour of Kyle's first forray into monsters in the cupboard, I've written a POEM! Now, I know what you're thinking, and I swear, you'll like it. Shel Silverstein should watch his back.
There's a Monster.
There's a monster in my closet,
there's a villian in the dark,
there's an evil under my bed -
can't you hear the dog bark?
He's warning us of danger,
he's warning us beware,
there's a monster in the bathroom -
don't even think of going in there!
The shadows dance around the floor,
the shadows dance to trick your mind,
there's a monster in the house,
so you'd better watch your behind.
There's a monster in that room,
there's no need for me to prove it.
Better pack up all our stuff -
better leave, so hurry! Move it!
There's a boogey man in my room,
the devil's prancing around the rooms..
Mom! I swear he's in there!
See him dancing with the brooms?
There's a monster in my room,
it's way too scary in there -
So please, mom and dad,
can I sleep in here?
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| 071 - Sheeta |
[October 21] |
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See, I knew the kid would rather be a PIRATE than a PRINCESS for Halloween. He's a cute little bugger, and I think I'd like to have a couple of my own. One boy, one girl. Of course, I'd wanna be married before I have any kids, though. It's not so bad, being a pseudo-mum. I get to act like a bloody kid again, and all. There's just one thing I really fucking miss: my bleeding sex life. Where did it go, Cameron? Where. Did. It. Go?
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| 070 - The Nightmare |
[October 14] |
Nuh uh.
No way, Cam. There is no way your little boy's gonna dress as a PRINCESS for Halloween. There are no circumstances on this Earth that'll let me let that happen. Just give me a couple tries to change his mind with something far more brilliant.
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| 069 - Alone in the Jungle |
[October 07] |
Cam, I think you need to get some of this Sword poncey cologne. I saw it being tested out, and whoa. Better ante up, mate.
( Warded Private )
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| 068 - The Dance of Death |
[September 01] |
Cameron?
You're RIGHT OVER THERE, but I wanted everyone to see this:
I DARE YOU TO AUDITION FOR SKY SEARCH!
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